On September 23, 1875 notorious 18 year old outlaw Billy the Kid was arrested for the first time for stealing a basket of laundry. He went on to be tied to 21 murders and several arrests before he was killed in a gun fight at age 21. Even with all the arrests I am sure he looked back with fondness on his first arrest, before he was killed, of course.
Who can forget that first time, the intoxicating thrill of being ordered on your knees by a handsome and powerful police person? The adrenaline rush from the soft caress of your arms as the cuffs are carefully clasped to your wrists, rendering you powerless and rife with anticipation as you surrender to the mercy of your captors. All leading up to the grand finish, the clank of the cell door as you eye the top bunk while your 400 lb. cellmate Bubba gives you that come hither smile, points in the direction of his main interest and utters in a smoky, sultry voice with just a note of Alabaman drawl: “You sure are purty!”
Good times!