- Nobody in Florida was washed away by a hurricane, eaten by a gator, crushed by a python, got run over by a retired person in a golf cart or heartlessly sent struggling immigrants to another state.
- Nobody in Texas was shot in a road rage incident by a nut bag with a concealed carry or denied climate change.
- Nobody in Alabama, Mississippi or West Virginia married their sibling.
- Nobody in Colorado was allowed to vape in a theatre with children in attendance while giving their date the “Jergens Jerk.”
- Nobody in California joined a cult.
In fact, if it wasn’t for the mean-spirited actions of the intellectually challenged politicians; those spoiled brats with the non-existent delay of gratification response that run our country in Washington, DC, it might have been a pretty Great Day!