The popularity of Mahjong, a game developed in China in the nineteenth century, seems to be waning. We cannot let this happen. We need something; an event or grass roots campaign to put this back in the spotlight before it’s too late. If you have never had your senses tingle from the cool, smooth surface of a mahjong tile caressing your fingers you may not understand, but it is a sensation to be treasured. We need your help in establishing Mahjong as the National Sport of America (suck on that China!)
Sure, there are more important causes, like saving Bees from extinction which might lead to the dreaded consequences like end of life on Earth. But man does not live by dread alone (long way to go for that cheesy pun). Fun is important too and unless you have experienced a mahjong game first hand and seen old ladies throwing tiles onto the table yelling “One Bamb” or “Two Crack” you are not qualified to judge.
Just do it!