More hard-hitting investigative journalism from People Magazine!
It’s because their three kids, Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis are on a school break and the royals, with not much to do anyway, have retreated to their cottage in the country to take a hardly earned vacay.
Silly me thought it was because nobody gives a rat’s patoot about what they do with the 99% of their time that they spend idle.
Just when it seemed there could be no news less interesting or important than the amazing revelation that Kourtney Kardashian eats in the (Yuk) bathroom, People Mag comes through!