Today’s Superheroes are nothing to marvel at. In fact, they suck.
I miss the real heroes I grew up with.
Aquaman sinks beneath Cecil the Seasick Sea Serpent.
Superman gets squeeked out by Mighty Mouse.
The Flash is left in the dust by The Road Runner.
Raven pales in comparison to Smurfette.
Batman & Robin are no picnic compared to Yogi Bear & Boo-Boo.
The Hulk turns green with envy by Magilla Gorilla.
I’ll bet none of my friends will post this…Oh wait. For a moment I thought I was a needy, whining adolescent on FaceBook.