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When Did Swearing Become Initials and Punctuation Marks?

05.14.2024 by Fred Berman //

Having worked for twenty years as a dock foreman and manager of a small delivery and a large union trucking company I am no stranger to the generous use of profanity.  Those were the days when an “F” word was spelled out and enunciated in full; the days before political correctness ruled the land.

But the word spelled out is now F***,   %$*&, or F**k if you are really bold.  It is also spoken as frigging. fricken’ or just plain F as in WTF.

Thankfully there are still books in states where censorship does not thrive and cable and streaming stations where actual, real-life scenarios are depicted.  Although it has been over 30 years since I set foot on a loading dock I can’t imagine its language has changed.  But HR Departments have stepped up their game so perhaps a modern day dock foreman may sound more like this:

“You effing’ lazy mother-fathers better get off your blankety-blank you-know-whats before I perform a rectal insertion of my lower appendage!”

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