There is dry ice so why not dry water? That is the question that kept running through my head. And who was it that said all great discoveries begin as an unanswerable question? I went to work and did my research and developed a water that can be used for almost anything; you can swim, do laundry, shower or bathe, wash your car, floors and windows without ever having to use any method of drying. It simply goes on dry.
The one problem is that the chemical needed to create dry water is only available on Proxima Centauri, a star that is 4.24 light years away (roughly 25 trillion miles). There is a shuttle there leaving soon and I need to be on it, but the guard says I am not allowed to leave until I post something called bail and complete a 72 hour psychiatric hold.
Would someone please go for me and pick up my order on Proxima Centauri? Obi-Wan Kenobi was going to go for me but he is on the no-fly list due to covid restrictions and Mr. Spock has a previous engagement on Alpha Centauri (dang, so close, yet too far to swing by!).
I would really appreciate it and owe you one!