First off I don’t judge. What consenting adults do with their tuning forks in the privacy of their own home is none of my business.
But for those of us whose tuning forks have been laying dormant, there is a recent innovation I discovered on the bastion of truth and morality we call the internet. It is Energy Medicine Yoga (EMY). Apparently you can access the quantum field (and I assume that’s a good thing) with EMYoga and a tuning fork.
What does the average person need to do to become enlightened and gain life-changing access to the quantum field?
Fork over $109.00 a month for 3 months or save nothing with a single payment of $297.00!
And all I have been squandering my money on is food, rent and clothing (and this website), when a Certificate of Enlightenment was so affordable.
Sad to think if Buddha had only been born a few years later, he might have taken the offer and found nirvana without wasting all that time meditating!