I was “Un-Friended” on Facebook today because my insane liberal views (you know, being an empathetic human being) are so horrific to anyone who can still support that pile of waste we called a president the last four years, that I am no longer worthy of friendship.
OMG! How will I ever go on? The humiliation is almost too much to bear. I can no longer see their fearful rants about the demise of democracy and hate spewing from the rusted vehicle they call home. You’ve seen their place. It’s the one raised on concrete blocks with a torn confederate flag on the hood and white sheets on the clothes line).
Okay. I finally got the message: Anybody who thinks about anything differently than I do is an idiot undeserving of my friendship. Thanks for clearing that up Facebook! (also thanks to your Russian handlers.)
C’est la vie! (Uh Oh, he’s speakin’ like a feriner…must be a spy!).