Cut off your head! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That original joke (You might have heard it before…) has now been replaced by a sincere offer. Sono Bello promises you can go from size 12 to size 8 in one visit. They suck the fat from you with a type of vacuum. They tout their method is Less invasive, uses local anesthetic, and offers quicker recovery. One quick reminder in small print: “Individual results may vary.
In the words of Dirty Harry Callahan of the SFPD, “Are you feelin’ lucky Punk?” If you’re convinced this will work then give it a try. We all know diet and exercise doesn’t work because you have to eat less and actually work out. What have you got to lose?