In a move that has is sure to have him nominated for the coveted “Neo-Nazi of the Year” award, the governor has created a tip line so parents can report teachers who teach Critical Race Theory, also known as “The Truth,” a practice he has banned from the classroom.
It is rumored that this is just the beginning. A senior advisor that asked to remain anonymous said the governor’s hope is that this will be a big step in the ending of democracy leading to his permanent appointment as Governor for Life, allowing him to worship at the altar of King Donald forever. “There is no way to wash off the stink of trump so you might as well be in a place where it goes unnoticed!”