Venus Williams and eight other female athletes (no need to identify them because you probably will not know their names) will have Barbie Dolls made in their likenesses as Mattel looks to celebrate women’s sports ahead of the Paris Olympics.
In keeping with Mattel’s policy to combine reality with unrealistic expectations, the doll is ultra-skinny and little girls will be encouraged, when role-playing agent, to accept contracts at 70% of what they negotiate for Ken.
OK, that’s enough. I’m cancelling myself!