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Unlock Your Free Reward!

12.02.2023 by Fred Berman //

How?  Simply click on the link that will allow you to take a short survey about your experience with Costco Wholesale with the end result being a “Fabulous gift!”  But the email did not originate from Costco but some gobbledygook email at gmail.com.  And the sender, hafastatabdulah2275, will reward you with a virus that will require you to pay an enormous amount to a sleazebag piece of human waste who undoubtedly has just emerged from the anus of a festering demon and in the end will never allow you access to your laptop without the help a professional 12 year old genius from the Geek Squad.

Or you might be alerted that you;
     – “Have won a Kuer1g c0ffeemaker” in an email from the most famous of Keurig dealers, Joki3683 who again is a loathsome pile of rotting garbage who deserves to have genitals severed by a rusty tin can top with jagged edges dipped in the simian papillomavirus.
     – “Earn up to 8.25% with no market risk” from carshield.gos02pcpl@marcoombardi275.onmicrosoft, a particularly nasty foul-smelling scumbag, perfect candidate for waterboarding.
     – “Your Shipment is on the way” from FEDEX oluyemioluwaseyi54@gmail.co, you don’t even want to know what I’d do to that jerk wad!

Email now officially sucks wieners in hell.  Just my opinion but I could be right.

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