This headline is an exact quote from an article in New Yorker Magazine.
There is comfort in knowing I am never again to enter the dating scene. Good thing Linda and I met and fell in love before I became insufferable. And while it may make it tough on the dating circuit, there are many job opportunities open to insufferable boors with bland personalities. So if this describes you take heart, lower your expectations and apply for one of the following careers:
- Candidate for Political Office
- Executive in The Trump Organization
- Kardashian Brand Influencer
- Color Commentator for Curling Matches
- TSA Agent
- Insurance Sales**
**Editor’s Note: Before I get letters from The Royal Society of Insurance Salespeople expressing outrage about Fred’s characterization of insurance salespeople as insufferable boors please remember two things: 1)This is an attempt at a humorous posting and 2) It happens to be true.