SONG: Sung to the tune of “The Merry Old Land of Oz.”
With a nut bag here and a racist there
and narcissistic wealthy snobs, that’s how a Senate we destroy
In the U.S. Senate of OZ!
Alleged celebrity charlatan and doctor? Mehmet Oz is taking a break from hawking magic elixirs for weight loss to run for the U.S. Senate in Pennsylvania.
If he wins (unfortunately stranger things have happened) I hope he, at least, shares his magic weight loss potions with his colleagues. Perhaps we will have a few less Fat-Heads in congress.
Song: “To Dream the Impossible Dream” (Sung to the tune of: To Dream the Impossible Dream).