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Two Bananas Walk into a Bar…

05.19.2021 by Fred Berman //

They were an unusual pair in that Big Banana was so much larger than his work-mate, Little Banana.
They ordered two Yuppie Daiquiris and talked:
Little Banana:  It must be great to be you, so big and firm.  Did you get that way by working out?
Big Banana:      No, just the luck of the draw.  Why are you so hung up on size? It doesn’t matter.  It’s about how sweet and firm you are.
Little Banana:  Easy for you to say.  You drive a Prius and do great.  I had to compensate for my size by leasing an expensive sports car I can’t afford.
Big Banana:    Being a Big Banana has its downside, try to find a comfortable pair of jeans and more annoying, whenever I run into anyone, they automatically think I’m glad to see them. 
Little Banana:  All the same I’d rather have your problems than mine.
Big Banana:  Look at it this way.  Your problem is minor compared to that guy. 
He looks across the bar as Big Banana points to the pair sitting at a table in the far corner.  Little Banana nods his head in understanding as he watches the Foot-long consoling his friend, the Cocktail Weenie.

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