Literally. The Chill Pill is not a pill but a pill-shaped device that fits into the palm of your hand. It delivers pulses of low-intensity electric currents that, according to the manufacturer, help you fall asleep fast and stay asleep. Intrigued? There’s more! It also reduces stress and anxiety and helps restore balance to your brain’s neurochemicals, improving your sleep quality over time.
Sound too good to be true or possibly dangerous. Let me put your mind at ease. The advertisement also states, “Backed by science & tested to be completely safe!” And only $49.95 + Shipping & Handling from the MYM (Mend Your Mental) company. Just send your credit card, bank account number and password to an invisible company on the internet and cross your fingers.
OR I can suggest a lower cost, safer method of falling asleep. Get a dim blue light so as not to interrupt your circadian rhythm and begin reading my posts from January 1st. I guarantee you will be fast asleep by the 4th. You’re welcome.