“…You don’t give me nothing you can smell my feet!”
Remember the good old days when Halloween was fun and spawned great jokes and clever verse that stimulated the intellect?
- Why can’t ghosts have children? Because they have Hollow Weenies!
- Why did the ghost go into the bar? To down a shot of Boos and get sheet-faced!
- Why can’t you eat a ghost? Because they taste like sheet!
Halloween used to be fun. Now it’s all about scaring people: “
“Trump may be president again.” YIKES!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
This might be the scariest Halloween on record.