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Today is National W.G.A.F. Day!

02.24.2022 by Fred Berman //

Since the general consensus is the world has gone mad with: viruses, declarations of war, tanking stock markets, douchebags still whining  and lying to an ignorant base about a rigged elections, nut-bags and rapists on the Supreme Court, trusted food being recalled for contamination, Russia directing our elections, postmaster general running wild filling his own pockets at our expense, and nobody is doing anything meaningful to right the ship,
So I am declaring a holiday from worry. A boulder of mind-numbing events over which we have no control is rolling down the hill, and if you get in the way you will be flattened.  So, what to do?

  1. Call in to work and then turn off your phone.
  2. Have breakfast.  Honey Nut Cheerios always a good choice.
  3. Go outside and do something physical like a walk in the park.
  4. Refuse to discuss, watch or listen to anything even remotely tied to current events other than the beautiful weather.
  5. Take the time to just sit, read and reflect.
  6. Ignore anyone who interrupts the process and display a protruding middle finger to those not easily deterred.

That’s all, be on your way.

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