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The World’s Most Boring Person Discovered by Researchers!

03.25.2022 by Fred Berman //

I don’t believe I need to say this because my veracity is without question but some feel I may edge slightly off the rails at times; the phenomenon known as a “Senior Moment.”  But this is real…sort of.

“The most boring person in the world has been revealed by University of Essex research – it is a religious data entry worker, who likes watching TV, and lives in a town.”  The paper describing this personality type was published in the Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin.

It is rumored (this is the off-the-rails part) that when he did not get the award, Kanye West went ballistic and was further enraged after discovering there was no award show in which he could run on stage, take the statue off a girl half his size and then rant on camera about the injustice of the decision.

Let the Tweet Storm begin!
(**Editor’s Note:  We have confirmed that Pete Davidson has no connection to the University of Essex and is not involved in this controversy, damn!)

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