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The Whip! No, Not the Whip!

03.11.2024 by Fred Berman //

A very old joke but it contains a lesson for today.

Cruel Man:  “The Whip!
Fair Damsel in Distress:  “No, Not the Whip!”
Cruel Man:  “The Whip!
Fair Damsel in Distress:  “No, Not the Whip!”
Cruel Man:  “The Whip!”
Fair Damsel in Distress:  “No, Not the Whip. Anything but the whip!”
Cruel Man:  “ANYTHING?”
Fair Damsel in Distress:  “…The Whip.”

No matter how awful your situations it can always be much, much worse.

“Biden”
“No, Not Biden, Anyone but Biden!”
“Trump?”
“…Biden!”

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