According to Mark Twain are “…the day you were born and the day you find out why.”
Most know their birthday and for those that have not yet discovered the why, here are a few popular generic reasons from which to choose.
- Work at an unfulfilling job until I stroke out from inactivity.
- Deny myself all luxury saving for retirement, then use up the money supporting my millennial ne’er-do-well children.
- Incur a monthly credit card charge for an unused gym membership while gorging on Hot Pockets and Pizza until…(See #1).
- Earn a Bachelor of English degree from a state university and then use the knowledge to score a job open to those with that degree such as:
car wash attendant, cellphone plan salesperson or assistant night manager at Wahoo Burger Express.