When only a cracker can fill the void on a snack tray or party platter there is only one sane choice.
Bob’s Red Mill Oat Crackers set the standard for thin and crisp snacking. Healthy? Perhaps, but these delights have become the benchmark for quality wafers everywhere. Bob does his best to cover the wide spectrum of varying tastes by offering 4 types of these wonders.
But what if the enormous wealth gap in our country, fueled the greed and sociopathic drive of insatiable billionaires so greatly diminishes our purchasing power that we, the economically challenged, are forced to choose only one flavor; one that must be consumable by all at our communal table? The four from which must choose from these are:
- Classic: Plant based, made with whole grain oats. Yum.
- Rosemary: Classic with the sweet and sultry herb titillating your tongue!
- Sesame: Classic with a delightful mix of sesame and poppy seed.
- Jalapeno: Classic with a jolt of hot pepper; Muy caliente!
Sure there are many places where we can spend our time and energy to help those less fortunate. But where do you direct your efforts if The Oat Cracker Conundrum is your cause célèbre?
Oh dear! An enigma within a conundrum. Now what?