Ever since cave dwellers put meat on a stick and held it over a fire we have been innovating and improving cooking methods. From the oven, to the air fryer, to the Thermomix TM6 All-in-One, we have developed hundreds of ways to prepare food. Following are the 10 most popular methods:
Poaching, Simmering, Steaming, Boiling, Baking, Grilling, Roasting, Frying, Broiling and Stewing.
Is this humorous, helpful or even accurate? Who knows? But my posts have been so brilliant lately I am afraid you might start to think they are generated by A.I. I figured putting in a real dud would at least confirm I am human and fallible. My insecurities come from being so ugly as a kid. My father took me to the zoo and they wouldn’t let me leave. They used my baby picture in an ad for birth control. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. I worked in a pet shop and the customers kept asking how big I’d get?
Sorry for the stolen jokes, Rodney. Can you smell the desperation?