The self-appointed bastion of important information regarding nutrition “Eat This, Not That!” published a list of nine foods that, should you decide to consume them Mr. Phelps, will actively work to destroy muscle and transform your physique from Roman gladiator to “dad bod.” (This explains a lot about me).
Strikingly apparent was that most of the offenders on the list began with the letter “F” including Fried Chicken, Fatty Cold Cuts, French Fries, Frappuccino Sweetened coffee drinks and Frozen Pizza. Employing my uncanny skill of deductive reasoning, would it not make sense, for ease of implementation, if one simply refrains from eating any food that begins with the tainted letter thereby retaining muscle tone and all the perks that it implies.
Solving the world’s problems is not as difficult as one might think. Just listen and do as I say!
***NOTE: You youngsters may have missed the significance of my reference to Mr. Phelps deciding to accept a challenge. You only know Ethan Hunt portrayed by diminutive actor Tom Cruise. For those of us growing up glued to the television in the 1960’s, Jim Phelps, channeled by Peter Graves, will forever be the only leader of the Impossible Missions Force! I don’t mean to take anything away from Tom. He is quite an actor. Remember he pulled off playing uber-tough guy Jack Reacher when Reacher, as written in the novels, had fists bigger than Tom’s head.
I love this business we call Show!