Open Your Mind and Learn, Grasshopper. Today I share with you the Wisdom of the Sages in hopes that you will seek enlightenment through study and worship rather than following the Kardashians to Hulu.
The Lesson begins:
“The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.”
— Robert A. Heinlein, writer
Alas, Mr. Heinlein was not one of the fortunate few that discovered the secret of eternal life, but he did introduce us to Valentine Michael Smith, the “Stranger in a Strange Land.” Read it!
“The irony of truth is that the greater its potential for offense, the greater its potential for giving hope.”
— David Jeremiah, author
If I have inadvertently given offense know that it was most likely intentional and you are a dimwit. Go improve.
“The greatest irony is that life only truly begins when we have something for which we are willing to die.”
Chatri Sityodtong. Who the Hell Knows? (But a cool last name!)
Though I may have not as yet found my true destiny I continue my search, hopefully for another 10-12 years; 15 tops.
Now take what you have learned, go forth and plant seeds of wisdom in the furrowed fertile fields of those souls hungry for the bounty of knowledge blooming in the Garden of Life.
(I know…It’s like I’m a freakin’ poet!)