The Golden Bachelor is a dating game for senior citizens (reality TV for us chronologically advanced viewers). This season’s star is getting married. His name is Gerry Turner and he promises his wedding to his pick of the litter, Theresa Nist, will be a “day filled with joy!”
My guess is it will also be a day filled with Viagra and certain marital aids…not that I would know anything about that being the strong, virile…oh, who am I kidding?
“Enjoy it while you can, Gerry!”