This fall ABC will be introducing a new version of The Bachelor. It’d title, The Golden Bachelor, airing right after Dancing with the Stars and will feature romance seekers over the age of 55.
Always an idea man I figured this might be my big break into television; acting being one of my many pursuits in retirement. To get noticed I composed a letter to the producers suggesting they cast me, a sure ratings booster, as their first contestant. Linda, (or in this case Ms. Buzzkill!), postulated that happily married men, no matter how handsome, that have been with their true love for almost 50 years, are not the key demographic the producers are searching for in a contestant.
That just doesn’t seem fair! Well, back to the proverbial drawing board for a new plan to be discovered. I guess I’ll never understand this business we call Show!