Watch Me is the name of a new concept, a sports bar for women. I haven’t looked into all the details but it seems like a great idea to me. At last, a place where women can gather safely to watch Mah Jongg and Canasta, trade recipes and share ideas on how to make their men happy while enjoying a refreshing Cosmopolitan, Margarita or Sex on the Beach. Watered drinks with tiny umbrellas will flow freely.
Everything is set up for women; Happy Hour will be from 2:00PM to 4:00PM so they can be back in time to have dinner on the table for their husbands; there will be a “wash your own glass” station and free “Watch Me” aprons you can take home.
It’s probably not like that at all but the romantic in me hopes it makes women happy; an Olympic style event with a difficulty factor of 3.7!
(This article re-imagined from the 1950 edition of The Daily Inflammation)