This the subject line of an email I received from Simon & Schuster today.
First, let me say I am flattered that the Chinese government even knows who I am, and that they would actually enlist one of the most respected publishing houses in the world to deliver a message to me. I have been to China 5 times, (4 with Linda), two for business and three as a tourist. I tried to keep a low profile and blend into the scenery but it appears my covert actions were futile against so formidable an opponent.
Reading on I discovered the book in question was “Red Roulette” by Desmond Shum. You may be more familiar with the author by his nickname, Dim Shum. He is known for his temper and often gets steamed, but when he dances he likes to dip and take a Bao. He is a real pot-stickler for details but only a Prawn in the game. Says who? Sesame! (If you are not conversant in Chinese Dim Sum you missed some comedy gold here!)
Anyway…”Red Roulette” is a riveting insider’s story of how the communist party and big money work in China today. Sounds interesting but China does not want me to read it and I am in enough trouble already, so not anxious to start another fight with them. I will let some time pass until I drop off their radar, then maybe borrow a copy.
If you happen to read it take notes, then pass them to me in homeroom.