The on-line site Wealthy Nickel published a list of what they deem the 10 most useless jobs on the planet. I agree with 9 of them from the list that included bathroom attendant, HOA Administrator, paparazzi, car dealer and grocery store greeter. But I strongly take issue with one misguided choice; Pet Psychic!
I speak from personal experience. I had wonderful English Bulldog named Chauncy and as hard as I tried I could not seem to make him happy. Although it was quite expensive I felt Chauncy’s happiness took precedence over trifles like rent and food. After only 6 sessions the psychic discovered Chauncy missed his mother and I could get him over it with certain specific actions (and regular therapy sessions).
I am here to report that her suggestions worked better than I could have hoped. I stopped keeping him from getting on the furniture or trying to hump the leg of guests when they arrived. I now feed Chauncey table scraps of meat and cheese. I bought him a ton of bones and toys. I take him out for long walks and let him off the leash (although removing the leash has proved problematic as I used to have to search for him for hours until I found he heads straight to the yard of the French Poodle on the next block). Every one of her suggestions seems to have increased Chauncy’s happiness. The Pet Psychic was worth every penny I paid!
I believe they need to remove pet psychic and replace it with the most useless job ever: #1: Retired Blog Writer.