You are now virtually surrounded by yellow crime scene tape. There was a post here yesterday and it’s gone. One of you took it and we will be here all night if necessary until the thief fesses up and returns the post to its proper spot on the site. I’ll now turn my back and if it is returned immediately I will close my investigation; no questions asked. OK…Go!
No, huh. All right. I’ll play! I want a list of everyone who is in attendance at this post. I’ll need your name, address, phone number, dental records, measurements, favorite Partridge Family song, and ATM pin.
I WANT THE TRUTH! (I can’t handle the truth).