Hi Ladies and Germs:
Fred’s channeling me as a space filler. I thought I’d try to update my material. Here goes:
A guy came up to me in front of trump tower and asked for $2,000 for a cup of coffee. I said a tall mocha latte at Starbucks is only $6.00. He said “I need to drink it in Florida since I have been disgraced and the D.A. in NYC is out to get me.
For their anniversary she asked her husband to take her somewhere she had never been before, so he took her to an American Citizenship class. So how did you become a citizen, I asked? She replied I got an EB-1 immigrant visa also known as an “Einstein Visa,” reserved for those that bring special skills and talents needed in the country. But you had to take your website down because you lied about your education. You didn’t get a college degree. She said I didn’t need a degree, I did something much more difficult to get here. I let an orange narcissistic sociopath climb on me! I should get a star on the Walk of Fame along with citizenship.
I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress…I mean server.