In order to save time and allow you to get on with your life I have made a short list of things that will automatically fail. Don’t ever bother with the following:
- Dieting
- Trying to sell diamonds to buy illegal exit visas from Casablanca during a nazi occupation, (“Diamonds are a glut on the market, everybody sells diamonds).
- Bathing regularly (I did get some “push back” from Linda on this one).
- Sending Luca Brasi to spy on the Tattaglia family, (They didn’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to see through him).
- Building a wall to keep Mexicans out or Americans in.
- Reading this drivel.
Don’t you have anything better to do?