Greetings Grasshoppers:
It has been brought to my attention (yes, by me, but it still counts) that I have become a true influencer in many areas of Pop Culture. Step aside Instagram, Tik-Tok, Youtube, Tinder, My Space, Friendster and the rest; I have arrived.
It is in this spirit that I share with you a newly discovered universal truth about modern gift giving:
Apparently women do not consider black lace thong panties to be the “best gift ever.”
Namaste