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Rude Behavior You Probably Don’t Realize You Are Doing

02.09.2024 by Fred Berman //

Of the approximately 200 emails I receive daily there are a few that contain valuable life lessons that I freely share with you.  Your appreciation and an occasional infusion of cash funding is thanks enough for me.  Etiquette is a finely honed skill I possess making me the premier authority on how to offend.  Over 20 years in the training arena allows me to provide you with many life lessons and I know you look to me to tell you how to run your lives; a responsibility I take quite seriously so join me now for another “Teachable Moment” regarding inadvertent offensive behavior.

  • Wearing too much scent:  Cut back on the perfume and after shave, especially when dining out.  You can accomplish the same thing by bathing regularly.
  • Don’t call people of your own age bracket “Sir” or “Madam.”  They may think you find them to be older and less aware than you.
  • Telling someone to shut their F*&*#ing mouth is always frowned upon unless they display incredible ignorance, like wearing a MAGA hat. 

It is a slippery slope, navigating proper inter-personal etiquette.  I am here to help!

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