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“Rhyme, Like Love, is Embarrassing.”

02.13.2023 by Fred Berman //

“Ludicrous to think that the word you mean is one that happens to share a final sound with one you’ve just used.  What sense does that make?”  This quote, from a review in The New Yorker by Kamran Javadizadeh, got me thinking.  What is the value of rhyme?  It is certainly fun and an effective memory aid.  Examples:

  • Playing “The Name Game” using Chuck. Fun!  “Banana, Fanna  Fo…”
  • Your name is Berman and your high school friends call you Sperman.  Fun, I guess.
  • You’re a girl with the last name Spitz and having developed at an early age you are the subject of many schoolyard rhyming epithets (figure it out genius).  Fun then, offensive now.
  • Memorizing life-saving facts: “The chalice with the palace has the pellet that is poison.  The vessel with the thistle has the brew that is true!” 
  • Keeping Kosher.  “Whenever we sit down to eat, we don’t have milk when we have meat!”  

Hey look:  I’m a poet and I don’t know it! (But my feet show it!)

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