That’s the email ad I received from hearing Aid Advice. The ad included a beautiful aryan blond fraulein wearing the device. I could almost hear Colonel Klink and Sergeant Schultz doing the commercial:
“You WILL buy these hearing aids or it will not go well for you. We have ways to make you hear! Buy it now or we invade France! Special discount for all Yeshiva students. Don’t be a hero Colonel Hogan, or no strudel for you tonight! “