We owe People Magazine a debt of gratitude as they continue to deliver important news we can’t get anywhere else. Today’s email contains the following blockbusters:
- Rich Paul says he and Adele are “in a good space.” – That’s a load off. I didn’t know if the Kardashians had bought up all the good spaces or not.
- Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas, aka Aphrodite and Wolfman, who managed to stay married long enough to pop out two daughters, have reached a temporary custody agreement. I wonder whose Nanny gets the first shift?
- Jody Turner-Smith is spotted with her daughter Juno, 3, one week after filing for divorce. WOW! They spotted a mother with her daughter. That’s like spotting Big Foot, Nessie and Waldo all in one day.
Thank you People Magazine! I feel totally prepared to face the unique challenges of today now that I am armed with the pertinent facts!