Dear Inexplicable Success Story aka Kim Kardashian:
While we understand you and your family will do anything for money including your mother, in essence, pimping you out by releasing a sex tape, but this one has gone too far. We don’t care that you make up little bits of crap about yourself you think makes you quirky like reviling the sound of cardboard, warming your zipper and washing your feet every night, presumably to keep the vile odor in check. You have more money than you can spend in 10 lifetimes so it’s time to do the right thing; apologize to Taylor Swift. I have no idea what the feud is about but I know you are wrong and TayTay is an Angel. In the end you will lose so get out in front of it and beg forgiveness.
I offer you this advice freely and with no expectation of compensation but if you would like to show your gratitude with a moderate, six-figure I would not insult you by turning it down.
Hey, if you throw enough spaghetti on the wall a piece is bound to stick!