Back in the early 1980s the rag gossip sheets like The Enquirer were alleged to have bid thousands of dollars for a photograph purported to be a distant shot of Diana, Princess of Wales, topless. The shot was so unclear there was no verification it was even her (so I am told. Of course I wouldn’t even entertain looking at such a violation of a person’s privacy…let’s move on).
Fast forward to 2024 and the current member of The Royal Family, Catherine, Princess of Wales (Known as Kate Middleton to us commoners). She was also involved in a security breach at the hospital where she underwent some unspecified abdominal surgery. But it was not a racy picture of Kate in her hospital gown but an attempt to access her medical records. Can you imagine how much the scum-sucking vampires at TMZ or the slime-covered reptilian douche bags at The Globe would pay to break the news of her mystery illness? So here is my second request for the world to wish her well, hope for the best and MOVE ON!
And who needs telescopic boobie shots of celebrities anymore? If that’s your thing just watch the movies “Poor Things” and “No Hard Feelings” and you will see all you want of Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence…or so I’ve heard…