Oh Dear Verizon
Master of all things wrong with Corporate America.
You lie, cheat and steal from those loyal to you.
You have no conscience, morality or value.
While that may make you a prime choice for your party’s nomination,
in my accounting you are valued at less than zero.
May all your executives cruise down the River Styx,
to their new homes in Demon Village, average temperature 1,000,000 degrees,
Fahrenheit or Celsius, you choose.
May they all be blessed with loose sphincters and may there be
an eternal shortage of bathroom tissue.
Let their prison cells be populated with 300 lb. cellmates that
find them attractive and prefer the “Top Bunk,”
if you know what I mean.
And may you never again raise my rates>
I am too lazy to switch carriers,
but you knew that!