In a landmark case in Federal Court the defendant, Nelo Penello of Walnut Creek, was charged with a vicious hate crime; transporting Sarcoptes scabiei, the mite that causes scabies, across state lines with intent to put in libtard’s underwear. Penello was found innocent by reason of insanity based on uncontested testimony in which he categorically avowed that 1) he had once changed his mind based on someone’s post in Facebook, 2) the presidential election results were fraudulent and 3) Fox news is fair and balanced.
The trial was delayed 9 minutes while the judge, the Honorable Marsh Mallow-Barr, attempted to regain his composure after an uncontrollable fit of laughter.