Ever since the day I watched in horror as the New York soup nazi refused service to Elaine Benes simply because she inadvertently deviated from the onerous litany of his unpublished rules of soup ordering, I have been unable to sleep, consumed with answering two intricately philosophical and life-altering questions:
- Should we as a society stay silent and be complicit in injustice when unfair punishment is meted out to the proletariat class in an establishment owned by an odious member of the corrupt aristocracy?
- More than 2500 years ago Sun Tzu advised us if a battle cannot be won, do not engage. Is soup worth the fight?
What are your thoughts, Hobson?