- “Kate Middleton is regal in teal at Royal Variety performance — and wears hair in a new way.” Yawn.
- “Taylor Swift Cheers on Travis Kelce at the Packers-Chiefs Game.” Fascinating.
- “Kaley Cuoco is shocked as daughter Matilda says ‘Mama’ for the first time” Kaley is a little slow.
- “Deion Sanders and Tracey Edmonds call off engagement.” Deion who?
- “Suki Waterhouse Is pregnant!” How’d that happen?
- “Bre Tiesi thought the cameras weren’t rolling when she said she slept with Michael B. Jordan” And if you believe that…
- “Queen Letizia and King Felipe of Spain recreate handshake 20 years later.” Must have been one heck of a shake!
Wait, let me think…No! The search continues. There has to be something out there that we care about less the Kardashians!