A holiday wish for all of you to have a blessed day, week and the start of the best year ever. And while my good wishes most likely reek with insincerity, at this moment I do mean it and it comes with another sincere promise: It won’t last. I promise the old acerbic curmudgeon Butt-Munch you have come to know and expect will be back tomorrow to point out all your weaknesses and idiotic choices in life because everything I say is right and when you disagree, you are wrong.
Dang! I really tried. I’m weak and worthless. I’ll drop and give you twenty!