We are so happy you made the choice to join us in our quest to unite the world and bring peace and prosperity to all people, everywhere.
Find a comfortable surface and sit cross-legged with your palms up and your thumb and F.U. finger touching, forming a closed O representing the unending circle of life. Close your eyes and fill your heart with love and compassion for your fellow souls throughout the world. OOHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Now open your eyes. Is trump still the president elect? DAMN!
Back to Square One on the peace and prosperity thing!