“Margarine was first invented in France in 1869 by French chemist Hippolyte Mège-Mouriès. Napoleon III, the leader of France at the time, was having trouble feeding his troops. He wanted a stable alternative to butter that would be useful both on campaigns and during periods of butter shortage. Mouriès was the winner of that competition. He never made much money from his invention, but it did inspire others to start producing similar inedible slime.”
So next time a terrible restaurant serves yellow paste in place of real butter (Shari’s Café) be sure to say: Merci! Or better yet, Merde!