Manager of the crumbling club J. Goebbels III gave fuhrer approved reporters a tour of the newly renovated structure.
” As you can see we stuck with our signature ‘all white’ motif by putting on a fresh coat of our favorite shade, Aryan Pure.
When asked about the lack of color Heir Goebbels replied “Oh, there is a great deal of color. Our kitchens and lavatories are mostly brown and black.”
Kitchen Manager H. Himmler III responded to the question as to what letter grade The Department of Health rated the club as follows: “Ach du Lieber I am not sure…but it’s certainly not Z!”