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Little Known Deductions: The Secret Behind Billionaire’s Tax Avoidance!

03.12.2024 by Fred Berman //

I am tearing down the opaque curtain and letting the sun shine on little known legitimate tax deductions; the reason  men like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are able to circumvent their tax obligations legally:  Prepare to be amazed: 

  • Whaling Boat Repairs:  You can deduct up to $10,000 per year on repairs.  I know whaling is banned but some Indigenous Tribes are allowed and with names like Bezos and Musk they very well might qualify!
  • Clarinet Lessons: The lessons can help correct overbite. The IRS allows blowing in a clarinet for medical reasons.  Musk spends so much time blowing himself I thought this might help even more. 
  • Body Oil: It takes a lot of oil to make a pro bodybuilder shine so, in their case it is deductible.  Both spend hours every day flexing so I’m sure the IRS allows it.

Life is simple.  Mind Blown!

[Source Article: Bone Spurs, Medical Deductions and Draft Dodging Deferments for the Wealthy]

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